Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
By the way, is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Me without you is like a pen without ink, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
So choose me as your Valentine because you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I was so stunned by your beauty that you made me drop mine.
*please note these are virtual Valentines.
On valentine's day we will select one lucky winner for an extra special Valentine's day surprise. A $5 donation gives you one chance to win, $10 is two chances to win, $20 is 4 chances and $50 is 10 chances. Good luck!